Well hello!

Been a while! Well, I was busy. Taking over the world takes time, you know. But now, all is under control. Under my control. I have sent all the noisy tourists in my street home. Now, it is only me and my servants. My servants are cool! They feed me and, they pet me and, they let me bite them, they change my litter... Life is good!

What?

Yes? You want something?

Spring

Gotta keep clean at all times!

Mission Impossible

I'm on an undercover mission!!!

To my fans

As my humans are both photographers, I know how important it is to groom oneself before a photo shoot!

Ha!

My most favoritest shoppe ever!!!!!

It's the weekend!

It's the weekend, and I am all black and white! Well, no big deal, I am mostly black and white anyway.

Birds!

It's much warmer now, and I love it! What I don't like is all the birds outside, calling my name! Me, what can I do? Just sitting on the bed and looking out of the window, hoping one of them will come in.

Cold!

Thank you, Daddy, for bringing me my hot water bottle!

HELP!!!!!!!!

 

My human Rob is playing his silly games again, and look what he did TO ME!!! Someone stop him!!!And he doesn't even drink beer, he's a wine guy!!!