PitaPata Cat tickers

PitaPata Cat tickers

Thursday, December 29, 2011

My first award!

Got an award, from my friend Kjelle Bus! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! It's good to have friends!

Saturday, December 17, 2011

BUSY!!! AKA behind the door...

Aaaahhh........ Sorry guys, kinda busy right now. Just leave your comment and come back later, will ya? Ta.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Hmmm...

Hehe!I know a joke! Many, actually!
Here they are...


  • Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
  • Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
  • What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
  • What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
  • Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  • What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
  • What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat?
  • What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
  • How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
  • Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
  • Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.
  • Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
  • What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
  • What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.
  • What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
  • What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
  • What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!
  • What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
  • Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
  • What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
  • What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
  • What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
  • If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
  • Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.
  • If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats.
  • Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.
  • How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion.
  • What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
  • What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
  • What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory.
  • What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
  • How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
  • What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs.
  • Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical.
  • What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain litter.
  • What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
  • How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.
  • Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it.
  • If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed.
  • What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."
  • What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
  • Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap.
  • Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.
  • What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
  • What is a cat's favourite car? The Catillac.
  • What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.
  • Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
  • What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
  • Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
  • Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he's always spotted.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Dreaming...

...of Pippa, my beautiful downstairs neighbor... She has such lovely eyes, big and golden...

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon


That's me in my hunting mode ..... shhhhh, don't make a sound, slowly now, eye on the prey .... I'm trying to catch me a dragon for my dinner .......

Monday, October 31, 2011

Halloween Spooktacular!

Happy, but also spooky Halloween to all of you! Now, look into my eyes.......................

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Stretch!


Aahhhhh....nothing like a nice stretch after a nap.  How much do you think I can stretch to make myself longer?? Not too sure if this photo flatters me ......they just had to photograph me when I am unawares...hmph. Next time it has be a more dignified pose!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Sleeping!


I am very good at sleeping! I can do it everywhere, anytime and in any position!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Captain Rio Blackbeard!



I discovered recently, but too late, that there had been a Pirate Cat day. Ok then, this is my real me!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The throne

I am the King of the Hill. As such, I obviously have a throne, a right royal one, as it befits my status. From there, I can watch when my humans go into the water. Just to make sure they come out alive again, and give me a cuddle, of course.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

On the Table Top


That's me having a nap in my new favourite place to relax...on the dining table!! Of course, I have to have my pillow with me when I sleep too.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The new neighbor

This is my new neighbor. I don't know his name yet. But he is big and beautiful, and he has very nice and big yellow eyes!

Friday, July 22, 2011

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

What's this???


What's this thing doing in my play pen/flat?
 It's big, it's red, got wheels...
Oh, there is an inside...
 What's in that corner?
Strange smell in this corner... Curry?
Oh I know: it's my new bed!!!! Let's try it out.

Aaahh... Now that you've seen my crib, you can get out now. And don't forget to switch the light off! Someone's trying to sleep here!!!

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Now that I am one year old...

... the couch is mine, all mine! Well, I staked my territory with my favorite cushion, the one Anjoe sent me!
I am very proud of my tail's ending, by the way. It's soooo me!

Friday, July 8, 2011

It's my birthday!!!!!!!

It's my birthday!!! I am 1 year old today! And I'm gonna have a very lazy day! Been running around the whole week! Will be dreaming of fishes. I love fishes!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

More french cats!

Rob found this shop in France, and it is full of very elegant and cool cats. But why don't they move?

Sunday, June 19, 2011

The french cats

 My humans left me alone for 2 days!!! Ok, someone visited me, but still!!!
They went to this other country, it's called France, and they went to see other cats... Can you believe this???

Monday, May 2, 2011

The Chair

I found a new place to take a nap...on my Daddy's chair which goes around and around because it has these things called wheels on it.....sometimes I even let my Daddy sit on it...but not when I am on it...hehe..get off my chair, Daddy!

Monday, April 25, 2011

Hello Kitties!




My humans went somewhere today, and left me totally alone. Again. And they came back with these photos of OTHER cats!!! What do you think of this???!!!!!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

All curled up


Shhhh......time to nap (again), all curled up on my human's bed......I mean, my bed ofcourse...

JAWS!!!


You've seen the movie, you know the music...

Sunday, April 17, 2011

The cat people


These are my old friends from the Jardinet dels Gats, the cat garden. That's where my humans adopted me. My friends have a stall at the yearly Earth Fair, la fira por la tierra. Mandy bought some earrings from them, cat earrings of course!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

I got presents!!!


Today, I got some presents from my dear friend Anjoe, in Denmark. Mange tak and meow very much, Anjoe! I love them, specially the Baaaahhh: we have almost the same fur, but mine is softer, of course!!!

Friday, March 25, 2011

Freddie and me

That's me napping with my toy mouse Freddie.....I love to run after him and catch him, he's so much fun to play with!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

This is the way we wash ourself, wash ourself, wash ourself...

Although I love washing myself and keeping myself clean, I still cant figure out how to reach my nose. So, usually after having my dinner (because somehow after eating, I manage to get some food stuck on my nose) my mummy helps me out with some tissue paper...

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Pink Box

I like playing with boxes, especially laying on top of them...my favourite is this pink box, it's just so nice and cozy....

The laundry basket

This is me, trying to teach my humans how to do the laundry.....my job is to keep the basket ready for when the clothes have to be put to dry.....as long as they don't wash me too....

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Shoes

My humans wear these things they call shoes on their feet....even though I dont wear them, they seem really fun! I love running after shoes and trying to catch them. My humans think I have a shoe fetish....do you think they should buy me the latest Jimmy Choo shoes or perhaps Salvatore Ferragamo, so I can see what they smell and taste like??

I'm having a sauna...

When my humans have a hot shower, I love the hot steam and warmth....so, here I am, enjoying a sauna (hey, how pampered am I, huh?!! (now you know who's the boss in the house) and sometimes, I even fall asleep while I wait for them to come out from behind that strange wall and curtain.........