Been a while! Well, I was busy. Taking over the world takes time, you know. But now, all is under control. Under my control. I have sent all the noisy tourists in my street home. Now, it is only me and my servants. My servants are cool! They feed me and, they pet me and, they let me bite them, they change my litter... Life is good!
It's much warmer now, and I love it! What I don't like is all the birds outside, calling my name! Me, what can I do? Just sitting on the bed and looking out of the window, hoping one of them will come in.