First, they put me in a box. For 12 hours! Then we took a taxi, then a train, than another taxi, then another train. And suddenly, here I was in that town called Amsterdam! WHAT AM I DOING HERE!!! I'M FROM BARCELONA!!!
It gets worse. We spent the night in some ghastly hotel. The next morning, a Monday of course, they put me in the box again. And they gave me away to a so-called cat hotel. I call it a prison, they call it a cat hotel. That's humans for you. 3 and a half day!!! Me, alone with those other cats. I don't like cats, I prefer humans.
Then finally, 3 1/2 days later, my human Rob came to get me. And now I am the proud owner of a very big apartment, with lots of place to run around. The king of the hill, c'est moi again!
I need to rest now, pfff.