I am scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See this big guy holding me on his knees? He is EVIL!!! He will take me to some place on saturday, and..... THIS IS SO HARD!!! I WONT BE A BOY ANYMORE!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS??? Here they come, I entertain them, talk to them, purr when they want me to, and what?  WHAT, I'M ASKING YOU!

But some people still like me, like my friend Giulia! She gave me an award. Her. Not them.

Now, I have 4 days to give this award to 3 other people. I mean: cats. Humans are evil. Not Giulia.